Big shifting plans, shoe horned into a small blog…coupled with short attention span. Fool proof!
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If you search my name on Amazon this is what comes up.
“When a Man Loves a Woman “-Right on, Ryan does like the ladies
“Tooties”-WTF! I this is a mistake, Amazon must have a virus. A stupid ass virus.
“I Heart Huckabys”-Damn straight Mothas!
“The Man Who Came to Dinner”- Only if invite
Last but not least…
“Ultimate X”-Word.
By the way…if you want Real Ryan Merch
It’s what you get when you keep hitting that next blog button on the NavBar, news blogs from different people. In your face Productivity!
Poetry and Such Not-
Me, I am no Poet. Never will be. Sorry.
In the meantime I like Poets, or rather their product…which you may know as Poetry.
I follow a few online, but only a few. Blogs turn out to be bad ass little Poetry Diseminators. Ironically as I type this I can not remember a damn one of them, CRAP!
So hey, should you read this…and happen to know of one…let me know.
So this is very much so worth looking at…
Saint Augustine Bear
Truth betold, you can learn a lot Spiritual Tuffness from Buffalos. Like how somehow they keep forgiving people who call them Buffalo, and not Bison. That’s tuffness, Hommie.
Ok, so I have take a few good hits in my day. But I think I may have deteremined a good workable limit to the damage I can inflict upon myself.
Pictures coming soonish, whee.
Yes, I have a camera. Yes it is about 3 feet from me. But I would have to drop the pants to get a good foto of the carnage which is my hip. I will refrain from doing so at this juncture.
Damn Swiss
Just a reminder…
I have these here hats, and let me tell you what…they are about the most popular fashion statement ever!
Seriously Support Me
Bad news, Kids.
I just got sued for 90 Million dollars. Well not really “Sued”, but I did get a homemade word document that was supposed to look legit. Dang it.
I hate getting sued, so please…none of you do it.
