I am reviewing a review of my writting I did for class. The word Klug was used.
My first response was “Cool, this guy makes up words! I do that too!”
But then I got to thinking more indepth, and I think he is just using a word I don’t know. Good on ‘im!
So I looked the word up via the Interweb to find what he was trying to tell me, if you want to follow along you can, here
But this is the jist:
A kludge (or kluge) is a ’solution’ for accomplishing a task, originally a mechanical one and usually an engineering one, which consists of various otherwise unrelated parts and mechanisms, cobbled together in an untidy or downright messy manner. A kludge is never elegant except ironically, nor, serviceability to the task at hand excepted, is it ever admirable. Despite this, it generally takes a skilled craftsman, someone intimately familar with the requirements of the desired task, the properties of the raw material at hand, and the ultimate operating environment, to produce a workaround monstrously clunky enough to be called a kludge.
Some people may take this as an insult when the word is used in specific reference to their work, but they are sissies and need to chill out.
For some reason I identify and even ally with the idea Kludge. I admire people that use workarounds and odd, inefficient means of getting a job done.
Efficiency has a place in the business world, mechanical junk (Take that Dr Suess!), and perhaps in business letters (or so I am told). However, I think that in my life screwball work arounds are more appropriate. They add art and depth were a simple clean efficiency only offers economical usage. Bleh.
For example, at this very moment I am starring at a perfectly good computer which could, I am told organize my life and save me time, while connecting me to hot chicks online (I got an email about this very thing, this very morning).
Witness friends, my oversized white board covered with notes, doodles, postits and tape. Behold me, more or less behind on schedule with most my stuff. Behold
Kate, who is way cuter than those internet chicks. Don’t be jealous.
I can see one potential of this lifestyle choice, there may be some sidetrackery along the way. Which is what this whole post is, just a diversion while I try to decide if my team visualizes a pump top bottle or a squeeze type.
Other things that are going on right now:
Skipped Church to sort things out in regards to my Late Uncle and workthrough (not around) things about my Mom.
Ruminating about some Online Marketing Ideas courtesy of the guy who does runs Webtalkradio
Also, I totally didn’t use the word it is this post. Somebody, deserves a beer.