Pants Provided Plentifully (there are limitations to my ability to aliterate)

Feb 4

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“Hey, you want some pants! $10! Size 40. You want ‘em!” Says a guy that walks past me while I eat lunch. This is the second time I have been offered clothing here on Broadway (see 99 cent Jacket).

This is really pretty amazing, let analyze:

  • I was eating lunch next to a big open bay window at Pho Cyclo (Sandwiches to be precise). Which generally isn’t the time I am approached for pant transactions.
  • Secretly, I am in the market for some new pants
  • I wear a size 40 pant. Most stores don’t even stock my size, yet Johnny Homeless Gap has them.
  • He knew my size?!?

I passed, but have been regretting it ever since. I resolve to buy the next article of clothing offered to me (at a reasonable price).

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