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Original Ryan-Pt One, Eagle Vs Shark

Feb 4

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The sleeper flick Eagle vs Shark showed the painfully awkward romance of two New Zealanders. Now, aside from the fact that New Zealand is a land of magic and enchant, I have no personal reason to steal their stuff. Up until now, I thought that was mutual.

BEHOLD!

It looks like besides stealing the Australian accent, they ripped off my halloween costume from 20 years ago. Please note, my Mom made that thing by hand in an attempt to satiate my love of sharks. There was no factory line of shark based clothes for kids. This clearly indicates that, yes, The New Zealand Film Commission ripped off my shark costume.

Note: I will refrain from mentioning the obvious use of my awkward romance ability (which they also stole) throughout the movie.
Thanks New Zealand, ya jerks!

Note: This is part one of a series where I illustrate the many infringements the world has made on my personal creations, ideas, and “looks”. Stay tuned for more.

Update:
Now with video!